Picking Apples

The stretch of time from early October through New Year’s Day always gets my heart racing. I want to go to fall festivals, to pick apples, to visit the pumpkin patch, to jump in leaves, to decorate the house for Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas (including visiting the tree farm to choose our perfect tree), to go hear holiday music performed and drive around to look at decorated yards, and to do something memorable for the close of the year. We rarely get to do it all, especially since the girls are with their father every other weekend. Last year the activity I most regretted missing was going up to apple country. So this past weekend, that’s what we did. It was a wonderful day, one I hope all three of us will remember forever.

The girls and I hit the road right after their gymnastics classes ended. It took 90 minutes to get up to Ellijay, so we had plenty of time on the way to eat the sandwiches I’d packed.  Traffic on the 4-lane highway was at a standstill. That was okay;  we hopped onto Hwy 9 and enjoyed the scenery through Coal Mountain and Dawsonville.  A dubious history lesson on Prohibition, moonshine and NASCAR ensued. I hope the girls check the facts when they’re older.

We finally arrived at Hillcrest Orchards.The magic began as we drove through the property past the orchards to the “north 40” where we parked, eyeballing apples on the trees lining the driveway. The girls reached through a fence to pet a cow on the hike back to the orchard. It had such big beautiful eyes and luckily was tolerant, if not outright friendly.

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We paid admission and bought our bags.

 

“Please take one more picture, Mommy. I want to pretend I’m Johnny Appleseed.”

The posted signs had warned us that the you-pick season was ending and guests might only find 1-2 apples. Ha – we filled a bag and a half. Then it was on the rest of the fun stuff.. like arresting one another for being the “Notorious Apple Thief”…

…and checking the weather conditions.

The girls were too big for the jumping pillow. Judging by the size of the kids on it, no one seemed to care. So I eventually said “yes,” but they decided the line was too long and went on to the playground and mountain slide. I hung out in the shade while they raced up the hill and flew down the slides with joy on their faces.

“Can we go to the petting farm?” I handed over the $3 admission fees and told them to watch for me on the fence. Sweet calf, lots of goats, a couple of sheep, and chickens that tolerated being picked up.  I never would have thought I would have to instruct my children, “Don’t rub your face on the chicken!”… but I actually did.


The calf looks a little wary, what do you think?

Wash hands, great, now humor me and go wash them again … “Where are the pony rides?” Somewhere in the orchard, I suppose. On the way to locate the plodding ponies, we found the bungee jumping. Pony rides are probably boring for girls who had been lucky enough to have riding lessons during the summer, so the kids opted for the bungee ride as their other extra-cost activity. Flying 20-25 feet up in the air (maybe higher) was “totally worth it” to them. For me, it was $7 a pop to have my heart fly up in my throat as each of my kids was flung up into the air. Their excitement was “totally worth it” to me.

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What’s next? Missed the pig races, didn’t care much about the tractor ride. We went inside to buy some goodies to take to my father’s birthday party the next day – fried pies, donuts and such – but the line to pay was wrapped completely around. That was a no brainer; we skipped it and headed back outside instead for funnel cake, candy apples and cider. We ate some funnel cake, then got in the car and headed home.

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The candy apples were unwrapped as soon as the kids were buckled in and lasted the entire 90 minutes it took to get back. The discussion from the back seat was hilarious. “I’m making a bald spot.” “Look at all the candy on the top!” “I think I look like I have blood all over.” “I love getting sticky.”  The apples made the car smell nice, too. What a treat, red faces, hands and shirts and all.

I sent the kids straight into the bath when we got home. The pot roast had filled the house with that warm homey smell and it was nice not to have to deal with making dinner.

The day wasn’t perfect. The traffic was a hiccup both on the 4-lane and as we approached the farms. It took us 45 minutes to go the last 2 miles.

Also, with the winding roads, M got a little car-queasy. The apple house was extremely crowded. There were hundreds, if not over a thousand, people there. We waited 30 minutes for a bathroom break. The apples were sometimes hard to find (many still on the trees had already been partially enjoyed by birds). And tragedy struck late in the day when M unwrapped her candy apple and it fell off the stick onto the floorboard of the car. Luckily I had plenty of bottled water, so I picked off the dried grass pieces and rinsed it really well. The mess ended as a save.

What stands out to me was that none of those snafus caused any negativity, and no one wanted to rush from activity to activity. The girls set the pace and that was okay. They spent as long as they wanted doing the things they most wanted to do. So we missed pig races and milking Bessie, never found the ponies and skipped the corn maze. None of us felt rushed or short-changed. “Next time,” the girls said happily. They got along so well, were so cooperative, and enjoyed the time so much, it filled my heart with gratitude.

After their baths, I got a spontaneous hug from each of them, along with an “I love you so much, Mommy” and a “Thank you for taking us today, I had the best day ever.”

For me as well, it truly was one of the best days ever. I hope I never forget it.

Pinterest Challenge – Summer 2012 Edition

It’s Pinterest Challenge time again…Yay!

(image from here)

You can learn more about the Pinterest Challenge here and its hosts here, here, here and here. I’m not a true DIY enthusiast, but I do like to use what I have, and I love finding ideas on Pinterest to inspire me. The Pinterest Challenge provides some motivation to do them rather than endlessly fantasizing about all the things I’ll do “when I have the time.”

This edition of the Pinterest Challenge coincided nicely with both the July 4th holiday and my decision to move my daughters, ages 8 and 6, from a shared room into their own rooms.

For 4th of July, I made these cupcakes that I’d pinned from here. I just used basic white cupcake mix and white frosting, supplemented with chocolate chips and food coloring to mimic watermelons. They weren’t anything unusual taste-wise (due to my using just a boxed mix and canned frosting), but the novelty was fun, especially for the kids.


Look at the photos at the links I inserted above, as their photos are better. By the way, I made these on the evening of July 3rd and I’d been a little under the weather the first half of that week. Since the next day was a holiday, I went to bed without cleaning up the baking mess, including the neon green icing and the neon pink batter remnants in a mixing bowl, not to mention sprinkles of sugar and other general messiness. At 4 AM the next morning, my home security system alarm was triggered.  Shortly thereafter I had one of the city’s police officers walking through my very messy kitchen (the kids were at their dad’s, thank God). Granted, I wasn’t humiliated at that particular moment, I was completely unnerved by the potential of an intruder and grateful that the officer was there… but as soon as he left, I cleaned the kitchen. And vowed to never go to bed without cleaning the kitchen again.

The cupcakes were fun, but I was really excited to do the other thing I’d pinned, which might be cheating since I did this for the last Pinterest Challenge too, but I was so much happier with the results this time!

I needed lamps for the girls’ new rooms, and I’d long ago pinned the idea of spray-painting lamps to add a little color to a room (here and here). When I spotted these two ugly lamps in the room-changing chaos, inspiration (“pinspiration?”) struck. One had a distressed cream finish that went with nothing in my home. The other was black and felt too dark in my rooms. Both had been sitting in a closet for ages.

I had already started spray-painting my ugly rusted and dented file cabinet; all I needed was a little more primer and some bright colors.

I couldn’t be more pleased with the way the “new” lamps look!

Black lamp turned hot pink

“Distressed cream” lamp turned bright yellow

I’m super happy with the girls’ new bedrooms too, but I’ll wait to reveal those until we have everything put back together. I’m still putting the “office” back together and the girls are still moving their stuff into their new rooms.   Soon!

Delayed Gratification

After our visits earlier this year to Babyland General Hospital (first just to visit and then a return to adopt via the planned parenthood program), my girls were already looking forward to their next adoption, as they had “fallen in love” with so many of the babies they saw there.  I thought that if they wanted another doll, they were capable of saving their pennies and buying it themselves.

I’d seen the idea for a Shadow Box Bank on Pinterest (example here) and I thought that was a great way to keep a goal visible for kids. I purchased two at Michael’s and Pop drilled coin slots in the top. Then the girls and I browsed the Cabbage Patch Kids website to find pictures of their next babies. I printed them out, along with the target price, and put them in the shadow boxes. The savings were on!

They started earning an allowance and other small amounts for doing additional chores. They also put in money received on birthdays and from the Tooth Fairy. It took a few months but this past weekend my parents and I took the kids back to Cleveland so that they could adopt their new Kids.

We spent some time showing BeeBee and PopPop the new facility (Pop had never been to the old one, as it turns out). We admired all the soft-sculpture dolls and spoke to some of the “nurses.” We also watched another birth.

After some searching for “her” kid, M chose a toddler, while A decided she wanted two from the “Magical Collection”  (which are smaller).  I was very proud of them when they took their money out at the register to pay for their own dolls.

The trip was special for me, too, because my own doll from childhood had been away at Bath Camp. “Etta Roberta” had also needed some minor surgery. Now she looks good as new!

I like the Shadow Box Bank idea. M has already said that she has a new goal.

Independence Day 2012

The heat wave eased just a tiny bit for the 4th of July celebrations around here. And by eased a little bit, I mean the mercury leveled off in the upper 90s, not over 100 as it had been the previous few days.

The girls were with me this 4th of July, starting early in the morning when I picked them up from their dad’s house. We made the drive to Cumming for the steam engine parade. On the way we rescued a turtle about to cross the road. The girls were so excited to release it in their grandparents’ backyard, which they declared “perfect for a turtle.”

This parade is a Big Deal though I hadn’t been to one in nearly 20 years. When I was younger I hated the noise; when I became a parent I planned to take my kids but only when they were older. This year we stuffed earplugs in our ears, loaded the cooler with bottled waters, and found a great spot on the curb near the starting point of the parade. (Obviously you want to be near the beginning so that the candy-throwers are well-supplied and enthusiastic, and so that you can exit the parade grounds and get on with the rest of the day’s activities after the last float passes by.) I had forgotten the kids’ hats, so they quickly claimed my parents’.

There were many, many more steam engines than I remembered. I felt a little sorry for A because she hated the noise as much as I had, and I kept telling her that there weren’t but a couple more to come, or that this one was definitely the loudest and the rest wouldn’t be as bad (I was always wrong and quickly lost credibility).  Mom and Pop confirmed later that the parade had grown. There were also representatives from our armed forces including veterans (in our area they got the most applause of any parade participant, which I hope was true the entire route), Civil War re-enactors, tractors, fire trucks, antique cars, politicians, Shriners, Boy Scout troops, little league teams, dance troupes, churches, and local businesses represented in the parade. Here are some highlights.


 

   

So loud!

 


The calliope

 

 

Mommy’s favorite girls and favorite tractor

After the steam engine portion of the parade was over, A got into the festivities a little more. The girls each ended up with a bag of candy worthy of a respectable Halloween’s trick-or-treat.

It was a fun time; brought back lots of memories. When I was in high school the band used to march in the parade. It was always a great chance to see friends in the middle of the summer vacation (including any boys we liked, of course – perhaps it is because I spent most of high school in love with a certain trumpet player that I have such fond memories of the parade), and afterwards we’d often go to someone’s house or the lake to hang out until the fireworks.

This year we rounded out the day with family, some pool time, good food, and sparklers. All in all, a great day.

Our Return to Babyland General Hospital

As you may already know from this entry, my friend Peaches and I had taken our girls to Babyland General Hospital in Cleveland, GA, over spring break. We were surprised by the level of their interest in the Cabbage Patch Kids – everywhere the girls looked, they found a new baby to “fall in love” with. Now Peaches and I have a certain history with CPK – she has a collection of her own, and I spent the first 8 years of my life in Cleveland, before the Cabbage Patch craze hit, and I received an adoption doll when I was a child. I even have a fuzzy recollection of seeing in a neighbor’s home that the mother had a sewing basket of doll parts tucked behind an armchair – she was one of the local women who helped to make the dolls.  So we were excited that our daughters also liked something that had been important to us as children.

We let some time  go by before we went back to Babyland, to make sure that the girls’ interest didn’t wane. They were just as excited weeks later when we announced that we were going. Peaches’ doll “Morandi” and my doll “Etta” went along for the ride.

Perhaps the rest of the story is better told via pictures.  (Unfortunately you can’t see “Morandi” in the picture below, but she is strapped in with Etta!)

On the way – all the “kids!”

Waiting in front of Mother Cabbage for the first baby to be born

Someone just became a CPK Mommy!

The first check-up

Taking the oath of adoption…

…and signing the adoption papers

New Mommies

Spring Break 2012: Camping

If you read last year’s Spring Break post, you know that my BFF “Peaches” (I’m identifying her by her old CB handle, which is a story in and of itself but not mine to tell!) and her hubby invited me and my kiddos to vacation with them in Orlando. We had a great time, apparently great enough for everyone that she suggested a combined approach again this year. And so Operation Camping Trip began.

I should qualify this by saying Peaches has been camping many times and is not the novice I am. So any general cluelessness you pick up from this post (such as a reluctance to do hard-core, poop-in-the-woods with biodegradable TP to hand, cook-over-the-fire, no-showering, sleep-on-the-ground tent camping) should reflect solely on me and not on her, as she was uber-prepared, knew what she was doing and is usually pretty adventurous.

The car ride was fun. Despite the usual “How much longer?” inquiries you might expect with 3 kids on board, we enjoyed the time. We made stops in Cleveland at Creekside Deli and Babyland General Hospital, both of which were hits for all. Creekside Deli served up fresh and delicious fare from hot dogs to veggie subs. And the best sweet tea – delicious. As for Babyland General, birthplace (sort of – they moved from their original location several years ago) of the Cabbage Patch Kids, we’d thought at least 2/3 of our kid crew would be “too old” for the Cabbage Patch extravaganza. We thought wrong.

“I’ve fallen in love with this baby. Oh, I’m falling in love with this baby, too.”

Some time later, we made our way further up the highway to Helen, telling the legend (incorrectly, as we later determined) of Sautee and Nacoochee as we drove through “their” valley.  Nora Mill (est. 1876) outside of Helen is an awesome place to stop. They were grinding corn for grits when we dropped in, and we were treated to an education from a kind and knowledgeable gentleman who let the girls start and stop the flow of corn onto the millstone.

Watching the corn flowing in to be ground

He also introduced us to Elvis, the 6-foot rat snake who was hanging out in the back. What a beauty. Priscilla wasn’t around, though.

Their corn meal makes out-of-this-world cornbread. I wish I’d purchased more than one bag; luckily I’ve since learned that you can purchase it over the internet.

Peaches had reserved a camper at Unicoi Springs and the kind folks there had it set up and ready for us when we arrived. It included a kitchen area, a separate bedroom, a tiny toilet and shower, and two fold-out beds that otherwise served as dining and seating areas. We were near the duck pond, clubhouse, playground and bathhouse, so it was super convenient. It was a great home base for us.

Home Sweet Home

Activities included hiking at Anna Ruby Falls, which was wonderful. I hadn’t been there in more than 10 years. It was a glorious day. Saw some  wildlife – birds, a millipede, a squished millipede, a tiny salamander, some fish, trees, mosses & ferns, and this cedar growing from a rock.

The approach was paved, easy in some areas and steeper in others.  The falls were worth the trip uphill, though.

After a picnic lunch we walked the Lion’s Eye Nature trail, which begins at the visitors’ center and runs along Smith Creek. This trail is designed to provide visually impaired individuals an opportunity to explore the creek and learn about the local environment. It is equipped with hand rails and informative signs in print and Braille.

Other activities included chatting with neighbors at other campsites, feeding the ducks at the duck pond, playing mini-golf and refreshing ourselves with ice cream afterward at Helen Alpine Mini Golf. This course was beautiful – plenty of sun or shade, whatever your preference, with lovely landscaping and challenging holes. The ice cream was scooped by such a nice and patient young woman; wish I could remember her name so we could call back and praise her to the manager/owner.

One thing that I particularly enjoyed was sitting with Peaches out under the stars in the evenings after the kids were asleep, talking and sipping the muscadine wine that my friend had had the foresight to purchase at Habersham Winery.  With so much action during the day and the high energy level of 3 girls in the 6-8 year age range, that grown-up time to unwind was much appreciated.

Too soon our camping adventure was over, but we had one more thing planned. After a detour to the Old Sautee Store (the nickelodeon was a highlight there) and another delicious lunch at Creekside Deli, we went “Gem Grubbin.” At this place (which is also an animal rescue, so there were lots of puppies to fall in love with), you purchase a bucket of rocks and use their water troughs and screens to find precious stones. We found emeralds, sapphires, rubies, and other gems of various sizes. After you’ve finished, you take your findings into the office to be identified. The staff separate the gems from the not-so-interesting rocks and tell you what you found. I was amazed that M had ONLY gems! No rocks. What an eye! I’m not nearly as discriminating as she is, but I could still do this treasure-hunting for hours. It is both exciting and soothing.

It was good to get home, but we have lots of pleasant memories of the trip.

Pinterest Challenge – Winter

If you are not a follower of Young House Love,  you might want to pop over to their blog and see what they’re about.  I read their blogs as much for their engaging and positive writing style as for their DIY ideas. My “style” (which I’m still trying to define) is not much like theirs, and I’m not much at DIY, but I have gotten inspiration from a number of their projects. They also link to a number of other useful websites.

As for Pinterest, well… if you haven’t yet, check it out.

So Sherry from YHL and Katie from Bower Power (another blog, but one that I am less familiar with) devised the Pinterest Challenge, a seasonal event in which they challenge themselves and their readers to follow through on something they’ve pinned. This time I decided I was in, because for one thing I am as guilty as anyone of pinning things I’ll probably never do. But also I’m trying to make my house more homey and I thought some of these ideas might help.

These are the projects I pinned as contenders in the Pinterest Challenge (I’ve linked back to the original source, not to my pin):

“Yarn for the Birds”

“Spray-Painted Home Decor”

“Chore Dice” 

“Framed State Map Cut-Out”

The first thing I, or we, since I enlisted my daughters, did was to provide nesting materials for our neighborhood birds. We already had an empty suet feeder and lots of yarn, so it was free. The girls stuffed it full and then climbed the cherry tree to hang it among the blossoming branches.

When I was alone, I tackled the spray-painted home decor. I looked through my basement for something that I could recycle but had no luck. So I hit TJ Maxx and found a winsome ceramic owl and a cheerful elephant for $4 and $7, respectively. (I was eyeing a larger elephant, but he was $15 and already a beautiful white so I decided he was not a candidate). I forgot to take “before” pictures, so imagine the owl with a crackled cream finish, and the elephant a distressing green and brown. I primed the animals and then painted the elephant blue and the owl pure white (no crackles in sight). Here are the results:

I should be honest in that I broke one of my own rules to do this one. Painting these ceramic animals was a purely decorative enterprise, and I went out and bought the animals I wanted to paint instead of using something I already had. I am really trying to pare down the clutter in my home, and my rule is that anything new that I bring in should either be something I’m totally in love with, or be useful (and preferably both). It was still fun, though.

As for the chore blocks… hopefully this will inject a little more fun into housework! The girls were actually excited to see them.

Mine aren’t nearly as pretty as the ones I pinned (I just wrote on wooden cubes with a fine point Sharpie), but they are functional. I figure I can improve their appearance if we like using them.

The state map outline was easy. I did a web search for “Georgia state map outline” and there were lots of educational and state sites to choose from. Then I just needed to find the right paper and frame. This actually turned out to be my favorite of the projects.

I haven’t hung it on the wall yet. I know where I want it, but I have other things that will go on the same wall and I need to figure out the arrangement first.

Looking at it makes me feel happy.

Does it also count that I purchased several prints I had pinned from Etsy? I love the art of Amber Alexander (link to her Etsy shop)  and I cannot wait for my new prints to arrive.

I had a lot of fun with these projects and besides adding a few little personal touches in certain rooms, accomplishing them actually made me feel more motivated to tackle some other projects.

Ever feel like this?

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Walking into work one recent day I noticed a bunch of party balloons caught in a tree. It was the perfect metaphor for how I felt that particular week. Filled with optimism and hope, but unable to escape the clutching grasp of some of life’s little annoyances. The balloons are still there, deflated and sad-looking, but I think I have, for the most part, gotten free, at least for now.

Chalk People


Well, I have to admit even I am surprised at just how quickly I abandoned Project 366. It lasted maybe 5 days, if you count how many days I took photos that I didn’t upload. No, I swear, I don’t have commitment issues. (Well, maybe I do, but not that kind.)  I found it to be too much of a hassle to take the picture, connect the camera to my computer, dump the photos, identify the ones for the project, upload them to the blog, etc. Maybe I’ll try again when I am more technologically advanced so that the process becomes simpler.

At any rate, I did take pictures of one of “life’s little moments” this weekend. I don’t know what’s up with the winter weather this year (in other words, the lack of it) but I am definitely not complaining! On Sunday afternoon we were blessed with some gorgeous sunny weather. The girls and I abandoned indoor pursuits to enjoy several hours in the yard.

For some reason, one of the things we did was hair styling. Right there in the front yard, they sat me down on the damp grass and started giving me new hairstyles. So then I had the bright idea of braiding their hair together. It was a riot when they tried to get up and walk around the yard (very carefully!!).

But the most fun we had, at least before their grandmother arrived to play with them, was making chalk people. We used sidewalk chalk to outline each other’s shadows on the driveway.

Then we “dressed” the chalk people.

It was good, simple fun.

Score One for Us People Dumb Enough to Answer Our Phones

Last Sunday I received a call from a company asking whether I was receiving the magazines I had ordered. As I told the several people who called over the previous 3-5 months, I told this woman that I haven’t ordered any magazines, and whatever list I was on, please remove my name from it and do not call me again (I am on the Do Not Call list, by the way). This time she said something that prompted me to ask her the details of my so-called magazine order. She said it included a number of magazines, which she named (including some that I would never order due to lack of interest). According to her records, I had subscribed to all these magazines for the next 5 years, to the tune of about $70 a month! Then I knew it was not a mistake but a scam.

I will spare you the details of the unpleasant conversations I had with her, her “supervisor,” and his “bookkeeper.” When I hung up the phone (actually, I hung up on the bookkeeper, who got nasty when I wouldn’t answer his question about my monthly income), I called the Customer Help number for the only credit card I use. Would you believe that they were charging my credit card as I was yelling at them? I had the account frozen and was told to call back to dispute the charge when it had had time to process.

Then I Googled the phone number and the name of the company used during the phone call. The phone number is one used by a variety of scammers. There are plenty of complaints on public message boards about the company. I don’t want to name either here, but if you Google “800 magazine scam”  or check places like Scambook, 1800notes, etc., you will find them easily. You”ll probably also find my complaints. :)

What to do, what to do? They’d threatened to send me to Collections if I didn’t pay for these magazines. Well, this is what I did.

  • I filed a complaint with the Federal Trade Commission / Do Not Call.
  • I filed a complaint with the Better Business Bureau.
  • I also filed a complaint with the Attorney General for the state that the phone representative said she’d mail me the information from.
  • Then I went onto as many message boards as I could find and posted a narrative about what had happened to me.

Two or three days later, my mobile phone rang at work. The caller ID said the call was from “249.” I didn’t answer it because I was in a meeting. The caller left a message that she was with the marketing group mentioned by the “bookkeeper;” their office had received a complaint and she wanted to speak with me to resolve it. The quality of the voicemail was fine, but when she recited her number, it went silent for the space of two digits. So I was unable to call her back.

My suspicious mind of course thinks that they left that message so that they could respond to the complaint “Tried to contact complainant, but received no response.” Then they could simply request that the complaint be closed with no black mark on their name. So what did I do then?

  • I filed a follow-up to my complaint with the Federal Trade Commission / Do Not Call.
  • I filed a follow-up to my complaint with the Better Business Bureau.
  • I also filed a follow-up to my complaint with the Attorney General for the state that the phone representative said she’d mail me the information from.

In each, I described the phone message and the fact that I could not call her back because the phone number given was incomplete. I also posted updates to all the boards on which I’d posted my original complaint.

Then I called my credit card company. Guess what? The charge from 16 January had been deleted.

So, for those of you who happen to stumble across this post perhaps because you’ve Googled terms like “magazine scam unauthorized charge false order unethical sales practice jerkfaces who interrupt my dinner to accuse me of buying shit I didn’t buy”…

Make some noise. File some complaints. Make them specific. Follow up.

And good luck.

Updated to add a summary of resources:

For those of you asking “What To Do” about these calls and fraudulent charges or claims of orders you didn’t make -

File a complaint with the FTC and/or Do Not Call. Maybe you’ve done this before. Do it again.
http://www.ftc.gov
http://www.donotcall.gov

File a complaint with the Better Business Bureau. It’s sometimes helpful if you know where they’re calling you from in this case. (As it turns out, my complaint with the BBB definitely provoked a response from the offending company. So if I ever have to do this again, I’ll start with the BBB.)
http://www.bbb.org

If you know which state they’re calling you from, file a complaint with that state’s Attorney General.
http://www.naag.org/current-attorneys-general.php

Also check out the FBI’s page on frauds and scams. File a complaint there, if appropriate.
http://www.fbi.gov/scams-safety/fraud

Submitting complaints to all these places might take 30-60 minutes (total, not apiece). Some of the websites are easier to use than others.

Be sure to note your case number for each complaint so you can follow it up if you need to.

 

Next time they call, consider these tips (I know I will!):

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